July 11th - New entry and new promo posted!
July 6th - Two variants on a new entry posted!
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it... and for a dirty job you can't do much better than a dirty girl!
This contest/art jam is: TARA'S DIRTY JOBS!
Tara as a sexy secretary? A hands-on sex-ed teacher? Policewoman? Hooters Waitress? Porn Actress? Mainstream Actress? Brothel Madame? Soldier? Photographer? Reporter? Truck driver? UPS Delivery girl? Pizza delivery?
It starts now, and runs until 11:59 PM August 22nd! The prize this time is choice of a three-month dA sub, or a Tara sketch of your choosing if you prefer.
Entries must include:
- Tara working a job, any job, with the exception of STRIPPER since she already does that!
- Alone or with a friend, or several friends, are all good!
- G to XXX content, though why anyone would dip below PG-13 is a mystery to me
- WRITING and ART are both allowed.
- IF IT'S DONE FOR MONEY, IT'S UP FOR USE. You can draw on your own work experiences, fantasy themes, jobs from other time periods (Brothel/Saloon owner in the Wild West? Ancient Roman senator? Nazi officer?), anything like that. If it's a profession, go for it.
Please drop me a link to your entries so I can be sure to see them, and have a good time!
NEWS ARTICLE: [link] I'd really appreciate it if you gave it a read, maybe clicked the fave/love it button should you desire to.
It's the full details mirrored from UrbanNordica.com and I hope word of it spreads!
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Tara:? "Now how about that raise?"
Boss: "You've already given me one!"
A hands-on sex-ed teacher?
Tara: "Where's the fun in using a piece of fruit? Now drop your pants!"
Policewoman?
Tara: "Honestly Sarge, I didn't realise the safety wasn't on and the gun accidentally went off when he slapped my butt."
Sarge: "And emptied an entire clip into his dick?"
Hooters Waitress?
Tara: "Here's you hot fudge sundae, and where would you like your side of whipped cream?"
Porn Actress?
Tara: "I didn't mean to bite so hard while giving that jerk a blowjob. Did they find the tip?"
Mainstream Actress?
Tara: "Are you sure this slow motion sequence of me running down the beach is really needed?"
Brothel Madame?
Tara: "Don't worry, he'll never harm one of my girls again. Now where's the other leg?"
Soldier?
Tara: "What do you mean that was a mortar shell!?!"
Photographer?
Tara: "That's it Raine, lean back a little further..."
Reporter?
ADULT CONTENT
Truck driver?
Tara: "I like trucking, I like trucking, I like trucking and I like to truck!""
NB: No hedgehogs were harmed in the making of this comment.
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UPS Delivery girl?
Tara: "And where would you like me to slip your package today?"
Pizza delivery?
Tara: "You ordered a well stacked jumbo size with extra sauce?"
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LOL nice Trucking song
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Pervert for hire! G to XXX! [link]
@UrbanMythicaJP on Twitter!
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RETURNING TO DRAMATIC POSE!
THE EVENT OF THE CENTURY!
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Click Here, You Know You Want Too---> [link]
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